Today we walked across the Big Street that runs past the best park in whole universe, because it is my park and I have left my stink in so many spots that all the other dogs stop and sniff and say “Moxie was here! She was HERE, too! Moxie must be the best most powerful dog in the world because I smell her in so many places! All dogs must bow before Moxie!”
To keep stupid squirrels away, because squirrels are dirty rotten thieves as well as being filthy liars and the worst vermin who should all die because they are worthless fleabag scum, and also so stupid that they believe a big plastic thing is an actual owl who could eat them even though it is out in the middle of the day and owls don’t do that you stupid stupid squirrel, humans put up this on a stick:
But no squirrels allowed!