Just calling you “garbage picking man” is putting a negative spin on things, and I don’t mean to. Because “reduce reuse recycle”, and if I’m throwing away something useful or worthwhile, it’s my own lazy fault.
I just ask one thing: that your pants don’t fall down.
In front of my house, at least.
It’s also no fun to watch you wrestle with your belt. That’s quite an impressive tummy you have there, too. Beer, I take it?
Good luck on your quest. I hope you find what you’re looking for. With your pants on.