Now on the roof there’s a saggy spot
We better patch it before there’s rot
Oh ho ho, who has to go?
Oh ho ho, with a rake in tow-OH
Up on the housetop’s pitch pitch pitch
To check out the damage — his name is Rich.
Yes, we sustained storm damage from a large tree branch (trunk?) that fell on our house. Which means we get to call the insurance company. Yay! It’s been too long since I’ve had such fun and excitement.
Is there a (tree) doctor in the house?
At least the volleyball net escaped unharmed.